If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

How many people do you know, who can say that they have won a dodgeball tournament in La Paz, Bolivia? Well ..... now you know one more. Last saturday, wrenches in hand, the team consisting of Randy, Jon, Hannah, Ali, Ross and myself entered the gymnasium in which we were to become champions. Our team also known as "the mechanics" started off the day by losing our first game to a team called the "Elder Force", (which consisted of 6 adults who had probably played their first game of dodgeball 20 years before I was even born) but throughout the next five hours we would emerge victorious. With plays like dual carborater, under the hood, the socket wrench and the midus touch and a intimidating pregame chant we struck fear into the hearts of our opponents and generations to come in the dodgeball world. We are now awaiting our invitation into Bolivian Dodgeball Association of Bolivia hall of fame, and learning to cope with increadible amounts of publicity. Randy is working on a contract with Nike, and Ross is starring in a new Gatorade commercial. We were informed that highlights of the championship would be run on ESPN 8 "the ocho". I hope you will all be able to tune in and see the physical brillince with wich we played.

Disclaimer: The last 4 sentences of this blog entery are a complete exaggeration and are not to be taken seriously. In fact nothing in them is true except for the "physical brilliance" part. This is the first championship that I have ever won in anything, so sorry if I got a little carried away.